| Acronym | Meaning |
![](file.png) | LOLFDGB | Little Old Lady, Fall Down, Go Boom |
![](file.png) | GLM | Good Looking Mum |
![](file.png) | 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
![](file.png) | HMF | Hysterical Mother Figure |
![](file.png) | HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
![](file.png) | MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
![](file.png) | PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
![](file.png) | LWS | (US) Low Wallet Syndrome (No Medical Insurance Or Money) |
![](file.png) | ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
![](file.png) | VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |