| Acronym | Meaning |
| USMC | U Signed The Mother-f*ckin' Contract |
| LCPL | Abbreviation For The Rank Of Lance Corporal; Also Last Cleaning Position Left |
| TARFU | Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR. |
| AIDS | Army Induced Divorce Syndrome. |
| FUBAR | F*cked Up Beyond All Recognition (Also: F*cked Up Beyond Any Recovery) |
| TU | (or Tango Uniform) Tits Up. Broken. Not Working. |
| FISHDO | F*ck It, Shit Happens, Drive On (military Equivalent Of "par For The Course.") |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| FTN | F*ck The Navy; Fun Time Navy |
| FAINTED | Faked An Injury, Necessary To Escape Duty |