| Acronym | Meaning |
| GOBI | General Officer's Bright Idea - Usually Means The Opposite. |
| CDAT | Computerized Dumb-Ass Tanker (in The Era Of Modern Weaponry) |
| TAMFR | This Ain't My First Rodeo. Often Used By Newly Promoted Officers. |
| FYYFF | F*ck You, You F*cking F*ck |
| LCPL | Abbreviation For The Rank Of Lance Corporal; Also Last Cleaning Position Left |
| MST | Morale Suppression Team. |
| SLUF | Short Little Ugly F*cker, Term For Small Jet Aircraft Or A Racist Term For Native People |
| MARINE | My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment |
| JANFU | Joint Army-Navy F*ck-up. |
| AIDS | Army Induced Divorce Syndrome. |