| Acronym | Meaning |
| USAF | "U" Sure Are F*cked |
| USMC | Uncle Sam's Misguided Children |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| LPCS | Leather Personnel Carriers, Or Combat Boots. Generally Used When Describing A Mode Of Travel (i.e., "We'll Be Taking Our LPCs Over To The Range.") |
| MARINE | My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| USMC | U Suckers Missed Christmas |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| USMC | U Suck My C*ck |