| Acronym | Meaning |
| GFAG | Go F*ck A Goat |
| CF | (Charlie Foxtrot) Cluster F*ck |
| USAF | "U" Sure Are F*cked |
| GOBI | General Officer's Bright Idea - Usually Means The Opposite. |
| NUB | Non-Useful Body. Someone Who, While Assigned To The Unit, Can Not Be Fully Utilized, Generally Because They Have Not Yet Completed The Requisite Qualifications. |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All F*cked Up |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild-Ass Guess. A Close Approximation. |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet |
| ARMY | Ain't Ready For The Marines Yet; Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday; Aren't Really Men Yet |