| Acronym | Meaning |
| ATFU | Ate The F*ck Up. When Someone/thing Is Not Up To The Army Standard. |
| RPG | Rape Prevention Glasses, Rocket Propelled Grenade |
| LLMF | Lost Like A Mother F*cker. |
| WTF | What The F*ck; Said As "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Spoken Phonetically. Radio Response To Bad News (often Shunned) Pre-dating The Internet Use Of The Acronym In Chat Rooms And Instant Messaging By Decades. |
| FUBIJAR | F*ck You Buddy, I Am Just A Reservist! |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| SNAFU | Situation Normal: All F*cked Up |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| RLO | Regular Line Officer |
| ARMY | Ain't Ready For The Marines Yet; Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday; Aren't Really Men Yet |