| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FTA | F*ck The Army; Fun Travel Adventure; Or Follow The Airborne |
| UAFB | "Useful As A Football Bat." Anyone Who Cannot Perform Even Simple Duties Due To Incompetence, And As Such Has No Useful Application Or Purpose. |
| WTF | What The F*ck; Said As "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Spoken Phonetically. Radio Response To Bad News (often Shunned) Pre-dating The Internet Use Of The Acronym In Chat Rooms And Instant Messaging By Decades. |
| TWAT | Tanker Without A Tank. Used For Tankers Who Are Performing Infantry Duties. Mainly Used By Infantry In Iraq. |
| FISHDO | F*ck It, Shit Happens, Drive On (military Equivalent Of "par For The Course.") |
| PFM | Pure F*cking Magic; See FM |
| MARINE | Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Essential |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| PCP | Pork Chop Platoon (Physical Conditioning Platoon) |
| DAN | Dick, Ass, And Nuts. Used When Referring To A Smell, Particularly That Of A Soldier Who Hasn't Showered In A While. |
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