| Acronym | Meaning |
| US ARMY | Uncle Sam Ass Raped Me Yesterday |
| FM | F*cking Magic. Used To Explain Something Complicated, Generally To Someone New Who Has Asked A Question That Would Take Too Long To Explain. "How Does That Work?" "Oh, It Uses FM." Also Used In Reference To "Field Manuals", Which Is A Slang Term For Porn Magazines (Playboy, Penthouse, Etc.) |
| NUB | Non-Useful Body. Someone Who, While Assigned To The Unit, Can Not Be Fully Utilized, Generally Because They Have Not Yet Completed The Requisite Qualifications. |
| OCONUS | Outside CONtinental United States |
| NPGS | No Pussy Getters; See BCD |
| SRDH | Shit Rolls Down Hill. Used To Denote Unwanted Or Unpleasing Duties Assigned To Lower Ranks. |
| WTF | What The F*ck; Said As "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" Spoken Phonetically. Radio Response To Bad News (often Shunned) Pre-dating The Internet Use Of The Acronym In Chat Rooms And Instant Messaging By Decades. |
| DAN | Dick, Ass, And Nuts. Used When Referring To A Smell, Particularly That Of A Soldier Who Hasn't Showered In A While. |
| HANO | High-Altitude No-Opening Parachute Technique. Used To Describe Total Malfunctions During Parachute Operations, Regardless Of Actual Altitude, As Well As Any Fall. (Used In Sarcastic Reference To HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) Jumps) |
| LCPL | Abbreviation For The Rank Of Lance Corporal; Also Last Cleaning Position Left |