| Acronym | Meaning |
| TAMFR | This Ain't My First Rodeo. Often Used By Newly Promoted Officers. |
| BTDT | Been There, Done That |
| USMC | University Of Science And Mystical Culture |
| DINQ | Delinquent In Quals (Pronounced "dink"). Someone Who Has Not Progressed As Far As Required In Their Qualifications. |
| ARMY | Ain't Ready For The Marines Yet; Airforce Rejected Me Yesterday; Aren't Really Men Yet |
| GSS | General Star Spangled, Refers To Any Over Patriotic, Usually Callous And Uncaring General. |
| OCONUS | Outside CONtinental United States |
| ROAD | Retired On Active Duty (i.e., "ROAD Warrior") |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
| GOBI | General Officer's Bright Idea - Usually Means The Opposite. |