| Acronym | Meaning |
 | WOJG | Warrant Officer, Junior Grade. Informal Reference To Lowest Grade Of Warrant Officer (WO1). |
| HANO | High-Altitude No-Opening Parachute Technique. Used To Describe Total Malfunctions During Parachute Operations, Regardless Of Actual Altitude, As Well As Any Fall. (Used In Sarcastic Reference To HALO (High Altitude Low Opening) Jumps) |
| YMRASU | Yes, My Retarded Ass Signed Up (US Army Backwards) |
| CF | (Charlie Foxtrot) Cluster F*ck |
| GSS | General Star Spangled, Refers To Any Over Patriotic, Usually Callous And Uncaring General. |
| TAMFR | This Ain't My First Rodeo. Often Used By Newly Promoted Officers. |
| NCO | No Civilian Opportunities. This Is A Jab At Non-commissioned Officers Who Are Said To Stay In The Army Because They Could Not Get Another Job, Not Because They Want To Be Soldiers. |
| TARFU | Things Are Really Fucked Up. A Situation Worse Than SNAFU, But Not Quite FUBAR. |
| ROAD | Retired On Active Duty (i.e., "ROAD Warrior") |
| MPH | Said Phonetically As My Papa Hotel, Meaning My Pussy Hurts |
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