| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ITBNTL | In The Box, Nail The Lid (dead Or Dying) |
| AOB | Alcohol On Board |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| FLK W/ GLM | Funny Looking Kid With A Good Looking Mother |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
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