| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RLI | Rapid Lead Infusion - Obnoxious Patient Ought To Be Shot |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| LGFD | Looks Good From Door (but Not Closely Examined) |
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