| Acronym | Meaning |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| FOS | Full Of Sh*t (either Severely Constipated Or Metaphorically) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| C2 | A "can't C**t"; Lazy Physician Who Passes Off Work To Colleagues And Often Whines |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| SOB | Silly Old Bugger / B*stard / Bitch |