| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| PP | Plank Positive - Stupid, As In "thick As 2 Short Planks" |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| HBD | Has Been Drinking |
| IOTC | Icing On The Cake - Lethal Tumor Discovered In The X-rays Of A Heart Attack Victim. |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| NQR | Not Quite Right |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
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