| Acronym | Meaning |
| TWA | Third World Assassins. Slang For The Allegedly Poor Medical Care Delivered By Physicians Who Went To Medical School In Foreign Countries |
| JLD | Just Like Dad (often Used To Explain An FLK) |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| MICOS | Masterly Inactivity, Cat-like Observation And Steroids |
| TMB | Too Many Birthdays: Person Dying Of "old Age" |
| PHS | Positive Hilton Sign - Demanding Patient Expects Hilton Hotel Luxury; Indicates Patient Well Enough To Leave! |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| HIVI | Husband Is Village Idiot |