| Acronym | Meaning |
| FD | F*cking Drunk |
| FODE | Falling On Deaf Ears |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| FOS | Found On Street: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| DMFNFL | Dumb Mother F*cker, Not Fit To Live |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |