| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| MGM | MGM Syndrome (as In The Movie Maker) - Faker Putting On A Real Good Show |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
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