| Acronym | Meaning |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| SHAD | Syphilitic, Hypochondriac, Alcoholic Degenerate |
| DACB | (US) Drunk As Cooter Brown (UK Equivalent Is PAAF/PIAF) |
| NFS | Neuro-faecal Syndrome - Sh*t For Brains |
| ALC | A La Casa (send The Patient Home) |