| Acronym | Meaning |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| CFD | Call For Dirt (severely Ill Or Dying) |
| VD | Veak And Dizzy; Older Person Feeling Vaguely Unwell And Presents At ER At 2am Complaining Of Feeling "weak And Dizzy" |
| VAC | Vultures Are Circling (dying) |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| PBAB | Pine Box At Bedside |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| RBG | Received By God (a Person In Receipt Of A Celestial Transfer) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |