| Acronym | Meaning |
 | LOLINAD | Little Old Lady In No Acute Distress |
| BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| FES | Fluttering Eye Syndrome - Patient Faking Unconsciousness |
| LOL | Little Old Lady |
| CKS | Cute Kid Syndrome |
| SIG | Stroppy Ignorant Girl |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| HST | High Slug Titre - Lazy Patient (slug) That Won't Get Out Of Bed |
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