| Acronym | Meaning |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| PFH | Parent(s) From Hell (custodians Of BFH - Brat From Hell) |
| PORG | Person Of Restricted / Retarded Growth (dwarf / Midget) |
| NQRITH | Not Quite Right In The Head |
| EDGATWTTTF | Elevator Doesn't Go All The Way To The Top Floor (questionable IQ) |
| CCFCCP | Coo-coo For Co-Co Puffs (dementia Or Similar) |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| JDLR | Just Doesn't Look Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| DIDC | Dose Of I Don't Care - Pain-killing Meds That Make Patient Light-headed |