| Acronym | Meaning |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
| AQR | Ain't Quite Right |
| NKDA | Not Known, Didn't Ask |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| HAIRY PSALMS | Haven't Any Idea Regarding Your Patient, Send A Lot More Serum |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |