| Acronym | Meaning |
| PFO | Pissed (Drunk) And Fell Over |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| LPT | Low Pain Threshold |
| SAS | Sick As Sh*t |
| TCS | Toxic Confusional State - Confused, Usually Elderly, Person Whose Problem Is Due To Constipation (toxic Build Up In Body) |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |