| Acronym | Meaning |
 | CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| LOBNH | Lights On But Nobody Home |
| BUNDY | But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| HLCS | Happy Little Campers - Children In Oxygen Tents |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| SWAG | Scientific Wild Ass Guess |
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