| Acronym | Meaning |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| FOOSH | Fall Onto Outstretched Hand (as Cause Of Broken Wrist/arm) |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| SHS | Sullen, Hostile, Stupid (often An Inner City Drug/alcohol Addict) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| QID | Queen In Distress (hissy Fit) |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |