| Acronym | Meaning |
| BVA | Breathing Valuable Air |
| SRI | Something Wrong Inside (undiagnosable Problem) |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| POPTA | Passed Out Prior To Arrival |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| DSP | Dumb Sh*t Profile |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |