| Acronym | Meaning |
| SODDI | Some Other Doctor Did It (when One Medic's Botched Jobs Must Be Put Right/answered For By Someone Else) |
| NWB | Negative Wallet Biopsy - (US) Patient Transferred To Cheaper Hospital Because They Have No Insurance / Funds |
| MICO | Masterly Inactivity And Catlike Observation |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| PIA | Pain In The Ass |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| VIP | Very Intoxicated Person |
| PGT | Pissed (Drunk) And Got Thumped |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| SVRI | Something Very Wrong Inside (usually Terminal) |