| Acronym | Meaning |
| MIDI | Myocardial Infarction During Intercourse (heart Attack During Sex) |
| SFS | Stinky Foot Syndrome (often Related To Homeless) |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| TF BUNDY | Totally F*cked, But Unfortunately Not Dead Yet |
| DTMA | Don't Transfer To Me Again. |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| BWCO | Baby Won't Come Out (needs Caesarian) |
| CPM | Calcified Penisitis Morbidium - Male Patient Whose Ailment Is Due To Excessive Or Unprotected Sex |