| Acronym | Meaning |
| B-52 | Combined 5mg Of Haldol IV + 2mg Of Ativan IV |
| FLB | Funny Little Bumps (unexplained Skin Bumps) |
| CFT | Chronic Food Toxicity I.e. Obesity |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| 45C | Patient Is One Chromosome Short Of A Full Set (questionable IQ) |
| TRO | Time Ran Out |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| PITA | Pain In The Ass |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |