| Acronym | Meaning |
 | JDFR | Just Doesn't Feel Right - Most Common Complaint Of LOL's (Little Old Ladies) And SOG's (Sick Old Guys) |
| MU PAIN | Made Up Pain (especially For Sick Notes And Insurance Claims) |
| TFO | Too F*cking Old (person Dying Of Old Age). |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| IFOI | "I Fell On It" - (also Eiffel Syndrome) Universal Explanation Given By A Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| JAR | JAR Syndrome: Just Ain't Right (often Used When A Patient Has Multiple Issues) |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| FMPS | Fluff My Pillow Syndrome (attention/sympathy Seeker) |
| PAFO | Pissed [Drunk] And Fell Over |
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