| Acronym | Meaning |
| C/C | Cancel Christmas (dead) |
| PBABLTO | Pine Box At Bedside, Leave Top Off |
| BBB | Blood-Brain Barrier - Surgical Drapes |
| FURB | Funny, Unusual, Rectal Blockage (people Who Use Inappropriate Objects To Insert Into The Rectum) |
| HIBGIA | Had It Before, Got It Again |
| THC | Three Hots And A Cot; Sought In A&E By The Local Homeless |
| FTF | Failed To Fly (botched Suicide) |
| BBCS | Bumps, Bruises, Cuts And Scrapes (i.e. No Serious Injuries) |
| AQP | Assuming The Q Position: Deteriorating Or Dying With Tongue Hanging Out |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |