| Acronym | Meaning |
| BTH | Bury The Hatchet - Accidently Leave A Surgical Instrument Inside A Patient. |
| FHHS | (US) Female Hispanic Hysterical Syndrome (screaming And Crying) |
| FDGM | Fall Down, Go Boom (also See LOLFDGB) |
| IWB | Intercourse With Biscuits (F**king Crackers) |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| SWW | Sick, Wet And Whiny (infant) |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| DOTS | Dead On The Spot (of An Accident), Also FDOTS (F*cking Dead On The Spot) |