| Acronym | Meaning |
| D&D | Death And Donuts (night Shift) |
| TOBP | Tired Of Being Pregnant (especially Patient Demanding Caesarian) |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| S2 | Sit The F**k Down And Shut The F**k Up |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| OTDPDS | Out The Door Pretty Damn Soon |
| ERNOBW | Engine Running, No One Behind The Wheel (questionable IQ) |
| LT | Lantern Test - Shine A Torch In The Subject's Mouth And The Eyes Light Up (no Brain) |
| HTD | Higher Than A Duck |