| Acronym | Meaning |
| YAVIS | Young, Attractive, Verbal, Intelligent, Successful. |
| HVLT | High Velocity Lead Poisoning: Gunshot Wound |
| ALS | Absolute Loss Of Sanity (nutcase) |
| EDDU | Eating Drinking Defecating Urinating (but Not Much Else) |
| BMW | Bitch Moan & Whine |
| GSP | Gown Sign Positive - A Patient Who Leaves (self-discharge) Without Official Discharge Orders |
| GTO | Gomer Tip Over (elderly Person With Injury From Trip Or Fall) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| WFFAD | Will Follow From A Distance - Will Check Your Lab Results, But Will Never Set Foot In Your Room Again |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |