| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| ATS | Acute Thespian Syndrome: Faking Illness; Known In US As MGM Syndrome |
| VBA | Valuable Breathing Air; I.e. What Some Patients Or Doctors Are Wasting |
| NGMI | Not Going To Make It |
| PPA | Practicing Professional Alcoholic |
| PEFYC | Pre Extricated For Your Convenience (RTA Victim That Has Gone Through Windscreen) |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
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