| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HOPEFUL | Hard-up Old Person Expecting Full Useful Life (i.e. OAPs Are Not Priority For Most Hospitals) |
| OFIG | One Foot In The Grave |
| IW | Insurance Whiplash - Neck Pain Secondary To A Minor Car Bump |
| TYFTIC | Thank You For This Interesting Consult - This Is Complete B*llsh*t |
| ALP185 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 185 Grain Injection - 9mm Gunshot Wound |
| PP | Pumpkin Positive - A Penlight Shone Into The Patient's Mouth/ear Would Encounter A Brain So Small That The Whole Head Would Light Up |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| PDSD | Pre-Detention Stress Disorder - A Person Who Feigns Medical Symptoms When Police Handcuff Him |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
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