| Acronym | Meaning |
 | HALS | Hit And Left Standing (apparently Uninjured But In Shock After RTA/MVA) |
| FABIANS | Felt Awful But I'm Alright Now Syndrome |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| PID | Pus In 'Dere (PID Actually Means Pelvic Inflammatory Disease) |
| UNIVAC | Unusually Nasty Infection, Vultures Are Circling |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| APRS | (US) Acute Puerto Rican Syndrome (bouts Of Screaming And Yelling) |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| GOLP | Generalised Old Lady Pains |
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