| Acronym | Meaning |
| SBOD | Stupid Bitch / Bastard On Drugs |
| PBLS | Positive Blue Legs Sign - (US) Resuscitation Behind Closed Curtains (US ER Medics Wear Blue Scrubs) |
| ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| TWSAM | Trash Will Survive And Multiply |
| GACP | Gravity Assisted Concrete Poisoning - Jumped / Fell From Height |
| JNR | Just Not Right (something Is Wrong, But No Diagnosis Has Been Made Yet) |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| PBS | Pretty Bad Shape |
| HEA | Heel Elevation Ataxia - A Woman Who Appears Staggering Drunk, But Is Sober (or Slightly Tipsy) But Can't Walk On Seriously High Stiletto Heels |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |