| Acronym | Meaning |
 | B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| FORD | Found On Road Dead |
| GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| PSS | Positive Suitcase Sign - Patients Who Are Repeated Admissions For Prolonged Periods With No Physiological Cause Of Their Problems. They Turn Up At Hospital With Packed Suitcases Ready For Admission |
| YOYO | Youre On Your Own |
| MTF | Metabolize To Freedom (i.e. Let The Person Sober Up, And Then They Can Leave) |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| CTS | Cold-tea Sign / Cold Tea Syndrome - Refers To The Several Cups Of Cold Tea On The Bedside Cabinet Beside A Dead Geriatric (i.e. No-one Noticed The Patient Had Died) |
| LOLITS | (US) Little Old Lady In Tennis Shoes (60+ Years-old); (UK) Little Old Lady In Twin-Set (50-60+ Years-old) |
| BIT | Burp In Transit (gas Seen In The Stomach On An Abdominal Film) |
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