| Acronym | Meaning |
 | GRAHOB | Grim Reaper At Head Of Bed |
| UBI | Unexplained Beer Injury |
| SFSF | Sphincter Factor Scale: 1 To 10 Scale Indicating Degree Of Bowel-loosening In Response To An Emergency |
| DBI | Dirt Bag Index: Number Of Tattoos X Number Of Missing Teeth = Days Since The Patient Last Bathed |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
| CTF | Cletus The Fetus (US). A 23 Week, Or Earlier, Births That Parents Expect To Survive Against All Odds |
| DRT | Dead Right There (patient Dead At Scene Of Accident) |
| SOG | Sick Old Guy (male Version Of LOL (Little Old Lady)) |
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