| Acronym | Meaning |
 | BOHICA | Bend Over, Here It Comes Again |
| TFTB | Too Fat To Breathe |
| SBLEO | (pronounced S-B-Leo) Suicide By Law Enforcement Officer |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| HSPL | High Serum Porcelain Level - Patient Is A Crock Of Sh*t |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| DUB | Damn Ugly Baby |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
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