| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TVTP | Tried Vancomycin, Try Prayer (Vancomycin Is Anti-MRSA Drug) |
| CFU | Complete(ly) F*ck(ed) Up |
| GOK | God Only Knows |
| SHA | Ship His Ass (when Patients Refuse To Be Discharged). |
| DILLIGAF | Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck |
| DFO | (US) Done Fell Out (anything From Fainting To Cardiac Arrest) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| PIAF | PIssed As A Fart (drunk) (also PAAF -Pissed As A Fart) |
| FLKBCOTP | Funny Looking Kid But Check Out The Parents |
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