| Acronym | Meaning |
 | AFUBR | All Fucked Up & Beyond Repair |
| PAAF | Pissed As A Fart (also PIAF -PIssed As A Fart) |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| PEP | Pharmaceutically Enhanced Personality - Stoned Or Medicated |
| ADR | Ain't Doing Right |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| ES | Eiffel Syndrome - From "I Fell On It" Excuse By Patient With A Foreign Object In The Rectum |
| LDF | Lying Down Fit |
| PLH | Pray Long And Hard |
| FFDIG | Found Face Down In Gutter |
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