| Acronym | Meaning |
 | ALPAC | Acute Lead Poisoning Air-conditioned - Multiple Gun Shot Wounds |
| EMT | Extraordinary Masochistic Tendencies (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Technicians) |
| ISQ | In Status Quo ("no Change"): Often Used During The Weekend Surgical Round |
| B&T | Bagged And Tagged - Body Ready For Dispatch To Morgue |
| WNL | (Ambulance/casualty) Within Normal Limits, But More Often Interpreted As We Never Looked |
| ALP240 | Acute Lead Poisoning, 240 Grain Injection 44 Calibre Magnum Wound |
| FIDO | F*ck It, Drive On (a Waste Of Time/hoax Ambulance Call) |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| OBS | Obvious Bullsh*t |
| PBTB | Pine Box To Bedside; Indicates An Imminent Demise |
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