| Acronym | Meaning |
 | TBD | Total Body Dolor I.e. Complains Of Pain Everywhere |
| POMT | Please Optimize Medical Treatment - Don't Call Us Until You've Done Your Job First |
| LMC | Low Marble Count (low IQ) |
| MFC | Measure For Coffin |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| DPS | Dumb Parent Syndrome |
| FOALS NEIGH | F*ck Off And Let Someone Not Extremely Incompetent Get Here |
| TLR | Two Legged Rat - Refers To A Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| UGLI | Ugly: A Patient (usually A Child) Who Looks A Bit Odd But Has Nothing Wrong With Them |
| SYB | Save Your Breath (for Patients Who Don't Take Advice) |
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