| Acronym | Meaning |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |
| CRS | Can't Remember Shit |
| GDA | Gonna Die Anyway |
| LFTWM | Looking For 3 Wise Men (applied To Young Pregnant Females Who Deny Having Had Intercourse) |
| AGMI | Ain't Gonna Make It (won't Survive) |
| JAFFA | Just Another Fat, F***ing Assh*le |
| CF | Cockroach Factor - A Patient's Ability To Survive Trauma Or Serious Treatment Is Inversely Proportional To His Contribution To Society. |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| DIDR | Dose Of I Don't Remember - Pain-killing Meds That Leave Patient Without Memory Of Painful Procedure |
| FIRT | Failed Impact Resistance Test (crash Victim) |