| Acronym | Meaning |
| FFDID | Found Face Down In Ditch |
| TSS | Toxic Sock Syndrome (often Related To The Homeless) |
| TTJ | Transfer To Jesus |
| PRATFO | Patient Reassured And Told To F*** Off |
| BTSOOM | Beats The Shit Out Of Me |
| CHIBLOC | Closed Head Injury, Brief Loss Of Consciousness |
| RHS | Rocking Horse Stool - Even Rarer Than Hen's Teeth |
| CROACC | Cannot Rule Out Anything, Correlate Clinically |
| FUBIL | F*ck You Buddy, I'm Leaving. The Act Of A Doctor At A Small Hospital Dumping A Critically Ill Patient On Larger Hospital On Friday Afternoon Before He Leaves For The Weekend. |
| NSA | Non-Standard Appearance (what A FLK Grows Into) |