| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FITH | F*cked In The Head |
| SBI | Something Bad Inside E.g. Undiagnosed Cancer/unexpected Serious Condition Found When Performing Surgery |
| 3H | Enema That Is "high, Hot, And A Hell Of A Lot." Reputedly Given To Patients Who Give Staff A Hard Time. |
| PPP | Piss Poor Protoplasm |
| DPS | (General Practice) Droopy Penis Syndrome: A Patient Wanting Viagra Prescription |
| DPS | (Hospitals) Disappearing Penis Syndrome: The Usual Reaction Of The Male Organ In Response To Insertion Of Catheter Or Endoscope |
| AST | Assuming Seasonal Temperature (dead) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| TEC | Transfer To Eternal Care I.e. Dead |
| PNR | Person Needed A Ride I.e. Minor Ailment But Called Ambulance Instead Of Taxi |
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