| Acronym | Meaning |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| DSB | Drug-Seeking Behaviour (faking Illness To Fuel Narcotic Addiction) |
| CHAOS | Chronic Hurts All Over Syndrome (PTSD/Fibromyalgia, Etc.) |
| GPH | Goddamns Per Hour |
| SNUD | Sick Nigh Unto Death |
| ATL | (Scotland) Aff (off) The Legs; Meaning Unable To Walk |
| TLGP | Two Legged Guinea Pig - Patient Undergoing Experimental Or Extreme Treatments |
| EI | Eating In - Intravenous Feeding |
| WADHAO | Weak And Dizzy And Hurt All Over |