| Acronym | Meaning |
 | RT | Room Temperature (dead) |
| FLUF | Funny Little Ugly F*cker |
| TLC | Tube, Lavage & Charcoal (given To Poisoning Victim) |
| CTS | Crazier Than Shit |
| ESBAM | Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon (or "not Bloody Likely" In UK English) |
| BFF | Big, Fat Faker |
| OFIGATOOS | One Foot In The Grave And The Other One Slipping |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| CSD | Chronic Slapping Deficiency - Annoying/unruly Family Members Hitting Nurse's Call Button Every 5 Minutes With Minor Requests/inane Questions Or For Fun |
| RTTBBB | Rat-a-Tat-Tat With A Baseball Bat (hit With Blunt Instrument). |
Browse by Letter:
