| Acronym | Meaning |
| TMI | Three Meaningless Initials (e.g. John Smith, TMI - Applied To Medics With Qualifications Rather Than Ability) |
| DRTTTT | Dead Right There, There, There And There (patient Dead And In Multiple Parts At Scene Of Accident) |
| DFO-SFJ | Done Fell Out - Screaming For Jesus |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| HOP | House Of Pain (nursing Home) |
| 404 | 404 Moment. On Card Rounds - When A Patient's Medical Records Cannot Be Located (from Internet Error Message: 404 Page Not Found) |
| DILF | Doctor I'd Like To F*** (Fornicate With): Nursing Slang For Good-looking Doctor |
| GRAFOB | Grim Reaper At Foot Of Bed |
| CRT | Can't Really Treat |
| 4H | (US) Haemophiliac, Hispanic, Homosexual, Heroin Addict |