| Acronym | Meaning |
| FFFF | See 4F (Fat, Fair, Female, Forty = Gall Bladder Disease) |
| WWI | Walking While Intoxicated (and Fell Over) |
| 4F | Fair, Fat, Female And Forty OR Fat, Forty-ish, Flatulent Female (both Mean Abdominal Pain Patient Who Is Candidate For Gall Bladder Disease) |
| NPS | New Parent Syndrome |
| EBU | Ego Boost Units - Med Students/junior Doctors That Follow A Doctor |
| WITPOMS | Why Is This Patient On My Service |
| DF | Dude Factor - Survival Scoring Factor Based On Social Worth. A High Dude Factor = An Individual Of Questionable Social Worth Who Survives Near-fatal Injuries. A Low Dude Factor = Professional Person Who Slips In The Bathroom Sustaining A Fatal Injury |
| KOKO | Keep On Keeping On. |
| FLP | Funny Looking Parents (hereditary Cause Suspected For FLK) |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |