| Acronym | Meaning |
 | FINE | F*cked Up , Insecure, Neurotic & Emotional |
| GOA | Gone On Arrival (police Turn Up, Ambulance Turns Up, Fire Brigade Turns Up, Patient Doesn't) |
| UFO | Unidentified Frozen Object: Unidentified Dead Homeless Person In The Winter |
| WNL | Will Not Listen; Patient Won't Take Medical Advice |
| GLM | Good Looking Mum |
| TTR | (US) Tattoo-to-Tooth Ratio (Dirtbag Ratio) |
| IHC | Improving His Claim - Victim Of Minor Accident, Needs No Treatment But Wants Something To Support His Insurance/legal Claim. |
| DENTIST | Doesn't Even Need Treatment - It's Sorted, Truly |
| EMS | Earn Money Sleeping (joke At Expense Of Emergency Medical Service) |
| SBA | Silver Bracelet Award - Patient Is A Prisoner Brought In Wearing Cuffs |
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